EMERGENCY

OMG OMG PEOPEL ok i have had no sleepovers yet AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! i no random just had to put it

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OOOO ITS AWN!

First in response:

1 The term was first applied to Edward.
2 And Edward isn't?
3 Does he have a wicked awesome cottage in the woods? Did he go to Isle Esme for his honeymoon? I THINK NOT! 
4 Edward is funny too!
5. And no one has heard the name Jasper exept during the civil war
6.EDWARD IS FACED WITH HIS LA TUA CANATE! AND THEN HE FACES THE VOLTURI! FACED WITH JAMES AND VICTORIA! I could sit here for hours and list things Edward has done. 
7. In Eclipse he says AND I QUOTE! "I'm over it." Bella: "You got over it? When? How?" "I lived through an etire 24 hours thinking you were dead, Bella. It chaged the way I look at a lot of things." "Did it change the way I smell to you?" "Not at all. But...having experiaced the way it feels like to think I've lost you...my reactions have changed. My entire being shies away from any course of action that ould inspire that kind of thing again." UNQUOTE. In other words, He  is immune to her blood now. But since you only read Twilight, I won't call you and yell at you.
8 Err, fictional charactor? Helllooo? 
9 In what way? Edward is smart, sensitive and Jasper....lunges at people because of a papercut...hmmm... 
10 But if somethings bugging you Edward can read your mind and tell and help. 
11 Same as #9...
12. Same as #9...
13  Same as #1...
14. Same as # 5...
15.Hello, he is EDWARD.

And MY list THAT MAKES SENSE!

1.His crooked smile

2.He tried to kill himself when he thought Bella was dead. 

3.Because of aforementioned event, he is IMMUNE to Bella's blood. Not to mention she is his La Tua Canate, baisically her blood is the most appitizing to him than any other humans.

4.He fought a huge list of enemies on Bella's behalf. (Including but not limited to Victoria, James, and The Volturi)

5. He's the main charactor.

6.  He has a preferance for Mountain Lions, and their preferences are indictave.

7. He's not too tall (Jasper) Not too bulky (Emmett) Not too young (Jacob) Not too old (Carlisle)

8. He survived the Spanish Influenza. All Jazz survived was a war.

9. When Bella kissed Jacob, or when Bella admitted a part of her love Jacob, he even tried to convince her Jacob could be better for her, because he's a "monster" So he is very selfless ad generous

10. He worked together with, and is best friends with his mortal enemies.

BEAT THAT!

my list

ok here gose my list
1 jasper brings sexy back way better then edward
2 he is serious
3 he is romantic
4 he is funny
5. the name edward sounds like some geek or old grampa
6.he is brave
7. at least he dose not want to eat his wife
8 hello have you looked at him latley
9 he is way better boyfriend matterail
10 if your sad he can make you feel happy
11 duhh he is hot
12. look at his face
13 wach this video and it will explain everything http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=lgJ_VGHQUdI
14. the name
15 hello he is jasper

Jasper or Edward?

Yeah I'm bored, so this is my list of 10 reasons why Edward pwn's Jasper! Bethany can go ahead and make her own Jasper list. 

1. His hair is BRONZE! Blond is plain. But BRONZE!

2. He is the most "boyish" of the group

3. He's bringing sexy back!

4. He can read minds! Like, AWESOME!

5. He isn't covered in yucky battle scars!

6. He is selfless

7. Edward is the best ame in the universe, 10000 times better than a random name like Jasper.

8. He gets jelous easily, and boys are so cute when they're jelous!

9. His wife is awesome, and he now has a daughter.

10. He is compleatly devoted to Bella in every way. 

This has been Sarah's "List of Pwn's" for the day. YAY!

Quote

This is our quote of the day! Straight from the desk of...well, US!

"Sarah says: (1:03:29 AM) cant ya handle my witty antics and magical adventures?

brady says: (1:03:52 AM)HEY IM BRADYS FRIEND SND PEOPLE ONLY SAY  YOUR MOM WHEN THEY HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY  SO GO FUCK YOURSELF DO WHAT YOU DO EVERY  NIGHT STAND ON THE COUNER AND TRY TO  GET A DATE NOT LIKE YOU CHOULD

Sarah says: (1:04:54 AM)Hello random dude who knows nothing about me and is probably a cocky jerk! Nice to meet ya"

I said "Your mom." Which caused this! And since that one sucked AND contained foul language, I'll give you another.

Me: Brady is a rude chicken nugget!

Christine: Why?

Me: Cause he was all meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeny like. So I have deemed him a nugget of the chicken variety.

Mmkay! Thats it.

Intro

Hey peeps! Today Breanna comes home from her cottage, and I get to see her for the first time in a MONTH! Rawr. I went to the movies yesterday to see Mamma Mia. It was wicked. I suggest you see it! Wow, I have like no life. Like the other day I had a long convo with my other friend Christine about her boyfriend (Now her Ex) wanting naked time with people. I'll post it for ya.

christine says: (5:59:28 PM)Bradys not going to kill u with anything or kill u period

Sarah says: (5:59:37 PM)Brady's gonna kill me with a hacksaw and tic tacs. AND YOU KNOW IT

christine says: (5:59:49 PM)No hes not

Sarah says: (5:59:52 PM)Uh huh

christine says: (6:00:01 PM)if i have anything to say about it

Sarah says: (6:00:28 PM)But you wont. HE WONT EVEN KISS YOU TILL arm whatever is imment

christine says: (6:01:07 PM)plus i told him i hope he gets killed on his way back today and i dont really care

Sarah says: (6:01:33 PM)Mr and Mrs Smith had a spat, did they?

Sarah says: (6:01:55 PM)What are you going to do about the children? Sarah says:

(6:02:28 PM)Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.Was there an accident with you and Brady in the back seat?

christine says: (6:03:53 PM)Very funny sarah we dont have kids

Sarah says: (6:04:15 PM)Oh you put them up for adoption then?

Sarah says: (6:04:20 PM)Cruel Christine!

christine says: (6:05:51 PM)your so dead

christine says: (6:06:10 PM)Im hoping not to have a kid till im married thank u

Sarah says: (6:06:19 PM)HOPING exactly

Sarah says: (6:06:45 PM)But wait! You're already married!

Sarah says: (6:06:50 PM)TO COLE!  (He's a kid in our class)

christine says: (6:06:59 PM)EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah says: (6:07:05 PM)And you're having hanky panky with brady

.Sarah says: (6:07:13 PM)NAWTY NAWTY!But sadly, Cole likes u, u like brady, and brady has a man crush on cole!

Sarah says: (6:08:15 PM)ITS A LOVE TRIANGLE!

christine says: (6:09:18 PM)cole doesnt like me first of all and second brady doesnt have a man crush on cole and third brady likes me not cole

Sarah says: (6:09:35 PM)HOW DO YOU KNOW?

Sarah says: (6:10:03 PM)BRADY WANTS NAKED TIME WITH COLE AND JACK AND CEDENO

Sarah says: (6:10:19 PM)Eddy poo told me

christine says: (6:10:22 PM)fourth im not married or pregnant and i know brady no he doesnt

Sarah says: (6:10:32 PM)But eddy can read minds

Sarah says: (6:10:54 PM)And eddy said He wants naked time with the above mentioned

christine says: (6:11:06 PM)no he cant sarah he can read minds in his book

Sarah says: (6:11:08 PM)Brady wants naked time with them, i mean

Sarah says: (6:11:12 PM)Not Eddy

Sarah says: (6:11:38 PM)Its a non fiction book!

christine says: (6:11:38 PM)yeah eddy poo wants naked time with juliana

Sarah says: (6:11:48 PM)Not Edward though

christine says: (6:12:03 PM)not edward what

Sarah says: (6:12:41 PM)Edward doesnt. This "eddy poo" who I have never met, might. But Edward cullen doesn't. cause He only wants naked time with bella

Sarah says: (6:12:58 PM)cept I'm writing a with him story, so he has to fall in love with me

Sarah says: (6:13:09 PM)Even if he wants naked time with Bella

Sarah says: (6:13:23 PM)SO THERE!

christine says: (6:13:31 PM)oh so then u want naked time with juliana

Sarah says: (6:13:47 PM)no, you do. And brady, jack, cole, and cedeno

christine says:(6:14:10PM)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah says: (6:15:22 PM)You just say that. I know the truth. You all want naked time with each other. You, Juliana, Brady, Jack, Cole, Cedeno, and Mike Newton, for he is a stalker creep type person and that's just the way it is. He wants naked time with everyone

Sarah says: (6:15:56 PM)Even Edward.

christine says: (6:15:59 PM)MIKE NEWTON????

Sarah says: (6:16:05 PM)but edward hates newton

Sarah says: (6:16:17 PM)so Edward will make him have naked time with you.

Sarah says: (6:16:24 PM)Mike newton, from twilight

christine says: (6:16:30 PM)ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!